VIGINTENNIAL SMARTLINE
The guy who made a whole movie about how eating a lot of mcdonalds food is bad for you is going to direct a documentary about the simpsons, who gives a shit. The real news is that it's called "THE SIMPSONS 20th ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL IN 3-D ON ICE" which is the best name for a thing ever. [ComingSoon.net]
The guy who made a whole movie about how eating a lot of mcdonalds food is bad for you is going to direct a documentary about the simpsons, who gives a shit. The real news is that it's called "THE SIMPSONS 20th ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL IN 3-D ON ICE" which is the best name for a thing ever. [ComingSoon.net]
Labels: CRYSTAL BALL, SMARTLINE, VIGINTENNIAL
posted 7/14/2009 | permalink
Celebrity Sought For Simpsons Appearance
THE INSIDE SCOOP
Simpsons producers are supposedly hoping to get U.S. celebrity Barack Obama to lend his voice to an upcoming episode. According to a script obtained by rubbercat.net/simpsons, the episode involves Ralph Wiggum competing in the Special Olympics. [Simpsons Channel]
Simpsons producers are supposedly hoping to get U.S. celebrity Barack Obama to lend his voice to an upcoming episode. According to a script obtained by rubbercat.net/simpsons, the episode involves Ralph Wiggum competing in the Special Olympics. [Simpsons Channel]
Labels: CRYSTAL BALL, THE INSIDE SCOOP
posted 3/27/2009 | permalink
The Simpsons Will Go On Forever
CRYSTAL BALL
posted 29 October 2008 source new york post
This isn't really news or anything, I just wanted to throw that out there
posted 29 October 2008 source new york post
This isn't really news or anything, I just wanted to throw that out there
Labels: CRYSTAL BALL
posted 10/29/2008 | permalink
Homer Votes For Change, Al Jean Becomes Showrunner-For-Life
NEWS OF THE NASAL
posted 14 October 2008 source wonkette
In the opening of the upcoming annual "Treehouse of Horror" episode, Homer attempts to vote for Barack Obama, remarking that "it's time for change," but his EVIL ELECTRONIC VOTING MACHINE marks it as a vote for John McCain. A scuffle ensues, and the machine ends up killing him. (SPOILER ALERT: The previous two sentences may contain spoilers).
posted 14 October 2008 source wonkette
In the opening of the upcoming annual "Treehouse of Horror" episode, Homer attempts to vote for Barack Obama, remarking that "it's time for change," but his EVIL ELECTRONIC VOTING MACHINE marks it as a vote for John McCain. A scuffle ensues, and the machine ends up killing him. (SPOILER ALERT: The previous two sentences may contain spoilers).
In an eerie parallel, Al Jean has entered his eighth consecutive season of running the show, more than any other showrunner's "term of office" in the show's history. If his two years co-running the show with Mike Reiss during seasons 3 and 4 are taken into account, Jean will have been a showrunner for half the show's run by the end of this season. Is it time for change? Even Homer thinks so.
Labels: ANNOYED GRUNTS, AZTEC THEATRE, CRYSTAL BALL, NEWS OF THE NASAL
posted 10/14/2008 | permalink
Jodie Foster To Play Maggie In Upcoming Episode
CRYSTAL BALL
posted 4 September 2008 source entertainment weekly
In an episode that's sure to be controversial, The One-Eyebrowed Baby attempts to assassinate the president in order to win Maggie's affections.
posted 4 September 2008 source entertainment weekly
In an episode that's sure to be controversial, The One-Eyebrowed Baby attempts to assassinate the president in order to win Maggie's affections.
Labels: CRYSTAL BALL
posted 9/04/2008 | permalink
Season 19: More Shit
CRYSTAL BALL
posted 29 July 2007 source IGN
Despite reports to the contrary, Season 19 is looking to be another continuation of the festering pile of shit that was Seasons 17-18, if the Simpsons panel at Comic-Con is any indication. A look at what's to come:
posted 29 July 2007 source IGN
Despite reports to the contrary, Season 19 is looking to be another continuation of the festering pile of shit that was Seasons 17-18, if the Simpsons panel at Comic-Con is any indication. A look at what's to come:
- Another goddamned Nelson episode: Who could have imagined that there would be so many goddamn episodes exploring the emotional life of the kid who says "haw haw?"
- Another slam at the on-screen FOX advertising bugs: The panel was brought to a close with a clip from the upcoming season's Halloween episode. In it, Marge is decorating cupcakes that look like jack-o'-lanterns. She pokes fun at the fact that Halloween "was last week," but at the Simpsons' house they're still celebrating (a nod to the fact that the Halloween episodes never air on Halloween). While she's speaking, the American Idol "bug" pops up on screen. Marge is upset by this, grabs her Dust Buster and sucks the logo up. She tries to start speaking again, but the Fox Sports "bug" pops up and a bunch of mini-football players run out. Marge kills them with bug spray. Next, 24 (along with a mini-Jack Bauer), Family Guy (with mini-Peter Griffin) and House bugs (with mini-Dr. House) appear. Marge grabs Jack and sticks him to the fridge with a magnet. Next, she "blends" Peter to death with a cappuccino frother. Lastly, she grabs Dr. House, sticks him in the microwave, and blows him up. Cut to the family sitting at the dining room table and Marge walking in with fresh baked bread. "Dinner is served," says Marge. She slices off a piece of bread to reveal the various body parts of all these guys spelling out "Treehouse of Terror XVII." Hilarious.
- More character returns: This time it's Lurleen Lumpkin, the country singer Homer managed, and Sideshow Bob's brother Cecil, following in the footsteps of such other pointless Jean-era returning characters as Homer's Mother, Bob the RV salesman, Artie Ziff, and The Guy Who Originally Owned The Dog.
- Al Jean is going to remain showrunner forever: Says NHC poster elephant6rawk, who was there and asked them if they plan on replacing Jean as guy in charge of the show any time soon. There is no hope for The Simpsons.
Labels: CRYSTAL BALL
posted 7/29/2007 | permalink
Alan Moore To Guest Star
CRYSTAL BALL
posted 10 November 2006 source nochant news
Comics legend Alan Moore will be playing the role of the hitherto unseen "Uncle Gareth," a creepy uncle who will take Bart aside during a family reunion to show him some disturbing x-rated drawings of Wendy from Peter Pan, Dorothy from Wizard of Oz, and Alice from Alice in Wonderland.
posted 10 November 2006 source nochant news
Comics legend Alan Moore will be playing the role of the hitherto unseen "Uncle Gareth," a creepy uncle who will take Bart aside during a family reunion to show him some disturbing x-rated drawings of Wendy from Peter Pan, Dorothy from Wizard of Oz, and Alice from Alice in Wonderland.
Labels: CRYSTAL BALL
posted 11/10/2006 | permalink
