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No TV and no beer make Homer calm & at ease.
Homer Simpson, Treehouse of Horror V
Simpson! Homer Simpson! He was the best man in history. ! Springfield City! This man is attacked by chestnut trees!
Homer Simpson, Margie opposed to the monorail
The pig of the spider, pig of the spider, does what a pig does of the spider.
Homer Simpson, The Simpsons Movie
I have christened the largest of the possums Bitey.
Homer Simpson, Monorail Episode
Homer Simpson, Missionary: Impossible
Homer Simpson, Good Night
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Marge Simpson, Last Exit to Springfield
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Lenny, Last Exit to Springfield
Correct me if I'm wrong, Doc, but as far as I can tell, Scott Wilder couldn't have been pregnant.
Lennie Briscoe, All My Childen
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Lisa Simpson, Lisa the Vegetarian
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Maggie Simpson, Lisa's First Word
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Bart Simpson, Bart the Genius
Bart Simpson, Bart the Lover
Bart Simpson, Bart the Murderer
Bart Simpson, Bart Gets An F
Bart Simpson, Bart The Fink
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I'm failing English? That's highly improbable!
Ralph Wiggum, Lisa On Ice
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Last night's "itchy and scratchy show" None
Mistrust is the worst episode ever. Relieved, I A few minutes on the Internet, I registered
Worldwide revulsion.
Comic Book Guy, Itchy Scratchy Poochie Show
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The goggles are doing nothing
McBain, Radioactive Man
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Milhouse Van Houten, A Milhouse Divided
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Inexplicably, the mayor then leaned toward a comely MoveOn organizer and whispered in her ear, "Ah, if anyone asks, you're my niece from out of town and you don't get SCHIP." "But Uncle Joe, I am your niece from out of town, and I do get SCHIP." "Good Lord, I'm a monster!" exclaimed the mayor.
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