quotes

To beer! The remedy, as well as also the antecedent, to all of life's little problems.

No TV and no beer make Homer calm & at ease.

Simpson! Homer Simpson! He was the best man in history. ! Springfield City! This man is attacked by chestnut trees!

The pig of the spider, pig of the spider, does what a pig does of the spider.

I have christened the largest of the possums Bitey.

Save me, Jesus!

Now, good night, son.

It's not Maggiano's birthday?

It's not Jebusususes's birthday

A part of us all, a part of us all, a part of us all, a part of us all, a part of us all, a part of us all, a part of us all, a part of us all, a part of us all, a part of us all, a part of us all, a part of us all, a part of us all, a part of us all.

Lisa needs basses

Gentle ham

Correct me if I'm wrong, Doc, but as far as I can tell, Scott Wilder couldn't have been pregnant.

I'm failing English? That's highly improbable!

My cat's breath has a bit of an odor to it because some food molecules from her carnivorous diet have been released into it.

i'ot somecool alfpogs//
?rememberalf?
--> Alfback, pogform

What If I'm Gay

Then why did I have Ebola, Bart? Why did I have Ebola?

Lifearoono begins at conceptioniddily.

Even I'm offended by NBC's Outsourced, and I'm an Indian stereotype voiced by a white man.

Hold on, I'll check... Dick Armey!! Call for a Dick Armey!! Hey guys, I need a Dick Armey over here!!

The goggles are doing nothing

Upon closer inspection, these are loafers... ♪ former gophers, grizzly bear underwear ♫

Riboflavin haven, gavin polone, neg-ate, diddley-doodley

I was saying boo.

Irony helps us negate our humanity!

I don't know why; it's a perfectly acceptable word.

NO MAN MAY DEFEAT ITCHY, FOR ITCHY IS ALWAYS FOUND WITHIN; TO DEFEAT ITCHY IS TO DEFEAT ONESELF, THE BATTLE NO MAN WINS