Family Circus: FUCKING FAILURE F---

Dennis the Menace: Not funny but I think it's made me laugh twice during the last 5 years, which is a lot compared to the Family Circus. Also, gotta give props to Hank Ketchum for writing from beyond the grave. D

For Better or For Worse: Too many characters, too many words, too much drama, no funny. It's like "too long; didn't read: the comic". D+

Born Loser: Oh look it's a "gag" cartoon that should go back to 1970. C-

Pardon My Planet: Pretty good "new" comic. Props to my newspaper for finally getting rid of 'Cathy" and putting this in. B+

Garfield: SHUT THE FUCK UP GARFIELD I HATE YOU. All it is is Jon, Garfield, and a horizontal line. F----

Marvin: OH LOOK A BABY IS TALKING ISN'T THAT WITTY LOLOOLOLOOLOL C

The Norm: I like this one because I like the look and is funny a lot of the time. Points taken off because storylines take a whole year. A-

Mutts: Occasionally funny but too many lame "lol cats and dogs are different lol" strips B-

B.C.: I liked it better GOD IS #1 when Hart didn't throw JESUS CHRIST IS A-OK in christianity references. Loses points because of the "my beanie doesnt work OH RIGHT I FORGOT ABOUT THE O'REILLY FACTOR" strip from last month D-

Six Chix: OH LOOK WOMEN ARE SMART AND MEN ARE DUM LLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL C-

Ziggy: I HATE YOU ZIGGY WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIE F-----------

Peanuts: I like this one but the ones from the '60s were funnier than the ones in the '90s A+

Foxtrot: Me like A

Zits: Funny some of the time but falls into the well of "LOL teenagers are different from their parents" too many times B+

Calvin and Hobbes: Greatest comic strip ever A+++++++++

Life in Hell: Second greatest comic strip ever A++++++++

Beetle Bailey: This comic sucks but I like how Mort Walker tries to draw hot women but fails horribly because of his lack of drawing skill C

Mother Goose and Grimm: Consistently funny. I also dig Mike Peter's political cartoons.A-

This Modern World: Speaking of political cartoons, this is my favorite one. A+

The Boondocks: I like the way the cartoonist pisses off everyone. A-

Jump Start: meh C

Hagar the Horrible: hagar the horrible sure is right hyuk hyuk C+

Cathy: Horrible F-----------

Baby Blues: It's like the Family Circus except funny. B+

Doonesbury: Too many characters. B

Blondie: Even though I don't like "gag" cartoons I like this one for some reason. A-

The Far Side: I like this one A+

Bizzaro: Good art but tries too hard to be The Far Side A-

Mallard Fillmore or whatever the one with the conservative duck is called: Too much "lol liberals shure are dum". If I wanted mindless partisan bickering I'd read The Progressive D-

Frank and Ernest: Too many puns C-