Jokes To Say When A Celebrity Dies
Ever notice that whenever a beloved celebrity dies, every amateur comedian who thinks they're just hilarious has some witty one-liner to say? Well now you can beat them to the punch with these ready-made puns and jokes to roll out with when one of these still-currently-alive celebrities decides to kick the bucket!Michael J. Fox
Where he's going.... he won't need roads
ROFL wouldn't it suck if she went to heaven and there was a sign that said "heaven: fully loaded"
His state of existence, it is a-changin!
LOOKS LIKE THIS TIME JUSTICE SHOT FIRST
He's going to a bar (the bar is called heaven)
Patrick Stewart and/or William Shatner
I guess hes boldy going... to the final frontier
Maybe she should change her name to HELLery Clinton (because that is where she is going [hell])
Hehe I bet his last words were "did I do that"
Looks like he lost his final loan to Ditech
HE WAS RUNNING OUT OF TIME
The Kid Who Plays Harry Potter
Now instead of playing The Boy Who Lived... you can call him *holds back snicker*... I mean, now he's playing... *snicker*... The Boy Who Died *guffaw*
We're going to need a bigger coffin!
Hey, I'm dyin' here!
"Hanks" for the memories... get it???
Let's sign a petition to bring him back!
Well she's definitely on the "D-List" now... the "Dead"
list that is
M. Night Shymalan
What a shocking twist ending!
It's a dead man's party...
Phil Hellmuth and/or Any Other Professional Poker Player
Looks like he cashed in his chips....
The Guy From "Jerry Macguire," I Can't Remember His Name
He had me at "goodbye"
Some sort of pun involving the song "Dead"