And so at last the beast fell and the unbelievers rejoiced. But all was not lost, for from the ash rose a giant nerd. The nerd gazed down upon the unbelievers and cast magic missle upon them.
"Anyone up for some tabbed browsing? *snort*" asked the nerd with a condescending sneer. For the beast had been reborn with its strength renewed, and the followers of MICRO$HAFT cowered in horror.
from The Book of Mozilla, 12:03