ANTHROPOMORPHIC REPUBLICAN TALKING DUCK
11/10/05: plame game
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[[Scooter Libby whispers to Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck, who is taking notes]]
Scooter Libby: Yo, keep it on the down-low: Joe Wilson's wife is a C.I.A. operative!
Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck: You're secret's safe with me, Scoots!
[[Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck types at a computer. An excerpt from Bob Novak's article "Mission To Niger," in which Valerie Plame was outed, can be seen.]]
Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck: Boy, whatta scoop!!!
[[Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck sits on a stool in front of microphone.]]
Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck: Yup, ol' Scoot's the one that told me everythin'! Squ-a-a-a-ck!
Investigator: Thanks, Duck! You're free to go!
[[Scooter Libby is behind bars. Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck walks by with an ice cream cone.]]
Scooter Libby: You fucking duck!! I'll *kill* you!!!
Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck: N'yuk, n'yuk, n'yuk!