ANTHROPOMORPHIC REPUBLICAN TALKING DUCK

Junior: Hiya, Pop! I'm home from school! Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck: Well now, what did you learn today, Junior? {{Newspaper: Hill Street News - EVERYBODY DEAD}} Junior: The president came on T.V. and told us to stay in school and away from drugs! [[irate]] Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck: WHAT?! [[eternally livid]] Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck: THAT FUCKING FASCIST