ANTHROPOMORPHIC REPUBLICAN TALKING DUCK

[[Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck greets a convenience store clerk.]] Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck: Well, if it isn't my Arab-American pal, Dave Qadir! Dave Qadir: Howdy, Duck! Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck: So, what do you people think about the Ground Zero Mosque controversy? Dave Qadir: Well, I can't speak for all Arab-Americans... Dave Qadir: ...but I happen to completely agree with whatever your position is!