ANTHROPOMORPHIC REPUBLICAN TALKING DUCK
[[REPUBLICANS DEBATE THE ISSUES...]]
Mitt Romney: ...furthermore, on page 130 you assert the self is an ontological abstractum; if that is indeed the case, whence does it derive vis-a-vis the encephalon, and can it subsist independently of the Jungian anima?
Newt Gingrich: Intriguing ponderation, Mitt. Let's deconstruct it a bit. As Zizeck theorizes.....
[[DEMOCRATS PLAY GOLF.]]
Barack Obama: Touch down!
Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck: Need I say more....?