If you wanna look like Livestock, here's an outfit checklist for you!

This is what's know as a "flame shirt!" It's because the wearer is so hot that even his shirt is bursting in the flames.

A shirt from Hot Topic with an ostensibly misanthropic message on it. Livestock's personal favorite is, "You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same."

Jean shorts with pockets big enough to hold a TalkBoy.

Sandals with socks. For when you want feet to feel free, but not too cold.

Anime hat.

Nintendo underwear.

Congratulations! Now you're as fashionable as Josh Boruff! Now go get those ladies, tiger!!!

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