BRENDAN FRASER: Well here I am in the center of the earth with nary a mummy in sight *turns around and sees a freaking DINOSAUR MUMMY*
Oh sure you may think you're cock of the walk when you edit the Wikipedia article on Doug characters and change Mr. Bone's name to "Mr. Boner." But your little juvenile act of wikivandalism is only fleeting. Some dude dedicated to preserving the sanctity of the Doug article is gonna erase your edits in only a few hours, if not minutes. They even have little robots to do that sort of thing now. Every day, roving bands of Wikipedia fact checkers (once an oxymoron) comb through articles and demand sources and citations for every sentence in Wikipedia, which is why you see [citation needed] everywhere. If you really want to mess with Wikipedia, you gotta think big. Here's how to do it:
This will take at least a decade as you attend journalism school and move up the ranks, but I'm sure you're more than up to the task.
- Become a reporter for a respected news source, such as The New York Times or the BBC.
- Find a fake, unverified fact from a Wikipedia article. (Example: Neematoads are slimy, ugly creatures that reside in ponds and if you catch one you'll be the most popular kid in school.)
- In one of your articles for the aforementioned respected news source, drop in that fake fact.
- Since the fake fact is now in a legitimate source, your article can now be used as a source for it on Wikipedia. The fake fact is now "true."
- Profit! (This is mostly a figure of speech as I haven't figured out how one would profit from this yet)
NEW NEW YORKER CONTROVERSY
Dogs on the Internet??????
Is this The New Yorker's idea of a sick joke??? Is that what we've come to? This is simply tasteless and offensive. I'm speechless. Honestly, which idiots of the week gave this cartoon the green light? Where are their heads? What country are they living in? This was a stupid, stupid, thing to do, by arrogant elitist white people associated with the magazine who assumed the rest of the country is tuned in like they are. This is what we have to deal with in America. And yet again, you'd never see them try anything like this with a cat.
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