Fascinating look into the mind of Mallard Fillmore. This must be that compassionate conservatism I’ve heard so much about.
7/11/2021
Mallard looking at the crime statistics and seeing a 55% increase in knock out games
Watched a bunch of Seinfeld recently, I hadn’t really seen much of it before… OK I knew “serenity now” was a Seinfeld thing, but I never knew the context until now and… what the hell. The catchphrase isn’t funny, the episode sucks, I get the impression people in the 90s were just like “well, I guess this is the thing we have to say now”
From watching ABC News, you kinda get the impression Palestinians don’t exist, just their buildings
RIP to Yahoo Answers. I went back to my profile and found some questions, which I’d pretty much forgotten about, and I’ve archived them here. I’m dreading the day the executives discover My Yahoo!, the last Yahoo service I use.
Sadly, G. Gordon Liddy did not live to see the 20th anniversary of 9/11, as depicted in the hit 2005 comic book Liberality For All:
It is 2021, tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of 9/11. America is under oppression by ultra-liberal extremists which have yielded governing authority to the United Nations. It is up to an underground conservative group (known as F.O.I.L.) led by Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy and Oliver North to thwart Ambassador Usama Bin Laden’s plans to nuke New York City.
The full synopsis is way goofier than I’d remembered.
I regret to inform you that Mallard Fillmore has been CANCELLED by one of the nation’s largest newspaper consortiums:
Bruce Tinsley, creator of the 27-year-old cartoon, said he was told this week by his syndication company that Gannett newspapers across the country simultaneously dropped the comic over two strips critical of President Biden and transgender participation in women’s sports.
The strips in question:
2/19/2021
2/20/2021
Mallard has always been shitty on this issue so I guess I’m a little surprised that only now it’s a problem.
Also, finally, an on-the-record explanation of Tinsley’s mysterious disappearance:
He said he took time off last year due to a long illness. During that time, the syndicate brought in another cartoonist, Loren Fishman, to draw “Mallard Fillmore,” and that they now split duties.
Mr. Tinsley said he has gone back to creating four of the seven daily comics per week, and he drew the two Biden cartoons at the center of the controversy.
The Biden Administration spent its first month gaslighting everyone about the $2000 and trying to connive ways to give “the remainder” to less people while telling the media about how bold they’re being 
Don’t think it reads as such, but I redesigned Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck in 2007 to sorta vaguely resemble Rush Limbaugh. This one was the most direct reference to him, a play on the Sandra Fluke thing.
