OFFICIAL CATCHPHRASE LIST FOR MONTH OF FEBRUARY 29 to MARCH 29, 2004.
The following catchphrases have been approved for my usage for the month from February 29 to March 29, 2004.
- Move it, popsicle(s)!
- SMOOTH MOVE ARTICHOKE
- u r arrested for grapes
- you suckas got SERVED
sup jack u want sum of this
JACK PLEASE TRY TO PAY ATTENTION HERE
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way – in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.
KIM WHATS UP WITH UR DAD
sup jack remember me
JAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKK JJAAAAAAAACCCKKCKCKKC JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKK JAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK
Oh, Jack! I’m not really dead – I was just playing around! Come here, you!
(MATT GROENING’S BIRTHDAY)
In honor of Life in Hell/Simpsons/Futurama creator Matt Groening’s 50th
birthday, here is some “Simpsons” fanart I made
! Please look at it; it is very nice
(FRIDAY THE 13th)
i can help u get the virus ok
lemme c ur phone k?
10 PRINT: “HACK”
20 PRINT: “LOL”
LPRINT SAVE AS
i just hacked ctu lol
HURR WTF COMPTUERS R HARD 🙁
The Non-Sequitur Party is a political party firmly dedicated to the principles of I LIKE PICKLES and salshight. We will destroy the moon and Todd Bridges. Zappa zing zow!
Now THAT’S a party I can get behind!
HAVE YOU GOT THE ELECTION FEVER???????????!!!!!!!!!!! I know I do so please take the time to read this stimulating debate about the electability of presidential candidate and elf-man Dennis Kuchinich that I should have posted earlier but I didn’t. Also why are grapefruits called grapefruits, I thought grapes already are fruit.