June 20, 2004


OH NO I HAVE THE VIRUS


plz stay calm we are working on an antedote ok


perhaps if we continue making dull sub-plots for you, we can bore the
virus out


Mr. President, I’ve just recieved word that your girlfriend may have
committed perjury, a reporter may go forward with an allegation that
your son might have been involved in a coverup seven years ago, the
head of the NSA is plotting against you, you might be dealing with
faulty intelligence, your ex-wife is not trustworthy, your biggest
contributor is threatening to stop legislation, and you are no longer
the president because the cabinet has invoked the 26th
Amendment.


hooray it worked

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