July 6, 2004

Listen man you have to believe in yourself and then, and only then, will the mysteries of the universe reveal themselves to you and then you will stand on top of the tallest mountain in the world and you will be enlightened and people will come and ask for your wisdom and then you will put your hands on their shoulders and look them straight in the eye and you will tell them THE TRUTH, the truth that will set us all free because when you learn the truth everything will make sense and then they will say to you “oh gee thanks mister you have set us on the path to enlightenment” and you will look at them “oh no, it is YOU who have set YOURSELF on the path of enlightenment” and then you will give them a wink and they will think you are senile but you are not senile you are just old and wise and they are young and have much to learn