November 26, 2004

Here is a hand turkey I made just for you

November 22, 2004

Arrested Development

  • If you are still wondering what to get me for my upcoming birthday, I would really enjoy the Arrested Development Season 1 DVD set fyi
  • No website updates today but I am working on stuff that should be done soon
  • I just love doing this “picture on the left, text to the right” thing

November 21, 2004
Historical Fun Facts

OlmecThe god Olmec was once worshipped by millions of people of the Mayan civilization. Connecting physical and spiritual worlds, he presided over his followers with stern discipline. He was always benevolent, but great sacrifices were made to a statue to represent him. He was the bringer of knowledge to mankind, having brought learning, the Mayan calendar, maize and cocoa to mankind and controlling night and day.

3,000 years later, he served as an announcer/gimmick of a second-rate game show for children.

November 12, 2004

Hello I am an important businessman

  • About a week ago I was walking and some guy walked past and muttered “seven” so naturally I assumed that he was telling me that I had seven days to live so I started worrying and preparing for my death but more than a week has passed so I guess it was all just a fluke
  • I was flipping channels and there was this cartoon on the Disney Channel about a dumb rabbit who was running for president of the jungle against a French lizard and it was the best Election 2004 allegory ever and some reporters asked the lizard what would happen if the lizard was elected and he said “unmitigated chaos” JUST LIKE when Dick Cheney talked about what would happen if voters made the “wrong choice” in November HOW CRAZY IS THAT
  • I got some thing in the mail that asks “Is Colorado College Right for You?” I didn’t even know there were colleges in Colorado
  • Holy Jesus the From Here To Insanity section just got a major redesign and the current issue is up and the other pages have been updated accordingly
  • If you’re wondering, progress on the next issue is very slow because secretly despise each and every person who reads it. Especially you.
  • I think the shoutbox is broken because I can’t see any messages made after Mark’s message so I put up a link to under it to see if that would fix anything but it didn’t so thanks a lot for breaking it, Mark!!! edit: ok it’s fixed now never mind

November 10, 2004
oh boy!

WARNING | fyad flags: in-jokes ahoy! | A
November 3, 2004
November 1, 2004

Senator David Palmer: A man you can trust.