SPONGEBOB IS NOT GAY OKAY
>:-(
OH HELLO YEAH YOU KNOW THOSE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION THAT WE SAID WE HAD DEFINITE PROOF OF AND WAS THE MAJOR REASON WE WENT TO WAR YEAH WELL IT TURNS OUT THEY WEREN’T REALLY THERE SO WE OFFICALLY GAVE UP LOOKING FOR THEM SO NOW I GUESS YOU GUYS ARE STUCK IN THIS WAR WHERE YOUR SONS ARE DYING FOR NO REAL REASON OTHER THAN TO TINKER AROUND IN THE MIDDLE EAST AND MESS THINGS UP EVEN MORE SORRY ABOUT THE WHOLE LYING TO YOU GUYS PART BUT THANKS FOR VOTING FOR ME AND KEEPING THIS FROM BEING A BIG SCANDAL I OWE YOU ONE P.S. I AM CHRISTIAN OKAY
Well, hello! It’s been a while, hasn’t it? My pants smell like garlic bread (seriously).
Here are your belated Christmas gifts:
I still want to know why my pants smell like garlic bread.