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January 24, 2005

spongebobspongebobspongebob

SPONGEBOB IS NOT GAY OKAY

>:-(

January 20, 2005



In honor of Inaugration Day, please enjoy the second and final episode of Colin Powell Space Patrol, entitled “The Flip-Flop Fiasco!”, in which Colin Powell and crew do battle with the evil forces of John Kerry. Please note that you will need Internet Explorer or another browser that supports MIDI for the last page in order to fully enjoy the Colin Powell Space Patrol experience.

January 14, 2005

Nope, I'm not angry at all.
OH HELLO YEAH YOU KNOW THOSE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION THAT WE SAID WE HAD DEFINITE PROOF OF AND WAS THE MAJOR REASON WE WENT TO WAR YEAH WELL IT TURNS OUT THEY WEREN’T REALLY THERE SO WE OFFICALLY GAVE UP LOOKING FOR THEM SO NOW I GUESS YOU GUYS ARE STUCK IN THIS WAR WHERE YOUR SONS ARE DYING FOR NO REAL REASON OTHER THAN TO TINKER AROUND IN THE MIDDLE EAST AND MESS THINGS UP EVEN MORE SORRY ABOUT THE WHOLE LYING TO YOU GUYS PART BUT THANKS FOR VOTING FOR ME AND KEEPING THIS FROM BEING A BIG SCANDAL I OWE YOU ONE P.S. I AM CHRISTIAN OKAY

January 10, 2005

oh no :(

oh god oh god oh god

January 9, 2005


January 5, 2005

Golly gee!
Well, hello! It’s been a while, hasn’t it? My pants smell like garlic bread (seriously).

Here are your belated Christmas gifts:

I still want to know why my pants smell like garlic bread.