October 31, 2005

October 28, 2005

I watched Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein and The Godfather this week.

I think it goes without saying that The Godfather would have been better if it had Frankenstein in it

October 16, 2005

  • Get out there and vote!!! For democracy!!!
  • Here is a dumb story called Pillar of Storgé it is really stupid and if you get the reference you are a big nerd and you should hang your head in shame or something
  • I suspect even less people will understand this
  • Also, I was recently awarded the Medal of Honor.
October 8, 2005

I hope Harriet Miers is appointed to the Supreme Court, or else the torrid love story I’m writing about her and Justice Souter’s eventual whirlwind romance will have all been for nothing.

October 2, 2005
I got this in a spam message a while ago. It is beautiful poetry.

one, and had reduced his private means, if they ever had been great She
told me that she made a last request to me, and left me a last
doors, and give me what-not fur to eat and drink, and show me where We must meet
reverses boldly, and not suffer them to frighten us,
I thought him looking as villainous as ever, and I replied that I
encourage yourself – that you are engaged to a poor man –
I had not walked out far enough to be quite clear of the town, upon someone else as I can
now understand it was, but was not so