Sneak Preview of My Upcoming Late Night Talk Show

haha thanks guys

we’ve got a really good show for you tonight

i know i say that every night but this time i mean it

haha

ok whats in the news today

haha <celebrity> did something

<joke involving trait of celebrity>

haha

listen man i just talked to the network

i got some bad news

….

somebody’s made a huge mistake

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I’m going to open up a hipster joint where all you do is come in, sit down, and read that day’s installment of “Garfield”.

It will be post-modern-ironic, or something.

EDIT: pomony