hello

yes what is it

is ur refridgerater running

i don’t have a refrigerator

……..oh

……

*awkwardly hangs up phone*

6:50:57
6:50:58
6:50:59
6:51:00

Oh man, I’m watching college football right now and Kent State is getting totally slaughtered

Any chance of them making it to the finals have been totally shot down

Not many people are aware that the concept of “eminent domain”, recently expanded early last year in the Supreme Court decision Kelo v. New London, applies solely to the nine justices of the Supreme Court themselves. In fact, shortly after the decision was made, Justice Antonin Scalia (pictured, right) promptly seized control of Disneyland, which was soon rennamed to “Antonin Scaliand”.

I think they should re-name the Internet to “the Infonet” because it better encapsulates the concept of having all the information of the world at your fingertips. So from now on say Infonet instead of Internet, and if someone tries to correct you, you just give ’em a stern, menacing glare.

Also, read this Something Awful update if you haven’t already because it is really funny, especially the part that says “ASS BUGS”, although now that part won’t be as funny because I’ve just told you it, sorry.

• Happy 2006.
• The front page here is now being updated with Blogger, which is much easier for me than editing the main html file, doing it again because you messed up a tag, and then copying it over to a second html file for the 2 people whose browsers or PSPs or whatever can’t view pages with frames. Also now there’s an atom feed. I’m sure all of this really means a lot to you.
• Links at the top so I don’t have to do a non-frames page, which is what I had been doing before.
• The pictures menu is re-designed.
• Dick Clark’s post-stroke voice is depressing.
• Inertia is a property of matter.