hello
yes what is it
is ur refridgerater running
i don’t have a refrigerator
……..oh
……
*awkwardly hangs up phone*
6:50:57
6:50:58
6:50:59
6:51:00
hello
yes what is it
is ur refridgerater running
i don’t have a refrigerator
……..oh
……
*awkwardly hangs up phone*
6:50:57
6:50:58
6:50:59
6:51:00
Oh man, I’m watching college football right now and Kent State is getting totally slaughtered
Any chance of them making it to the finals have been totally shot down
Not many people are aware that the concept of “eminent domain”, recently expanded early last year in the Supreme Court decision Kelo v. New London, applies solely to the nine justices of the Supreme Court themselves. In fact, shortly after the decision was made, Justice Antonin Scalia (pictured, right) promptly seized control of Disneyland, which was soon rennamed to “Antonin Scaliand”.
I think they should re-name the Internet to “the Infonet” because it better encapsulates the concept of having all the information of the world at your fingertips. So from now on say Infonet instead of Internet, and if someone tries to correct you, you just give ’em a stern, menacing glare.
Also, read this Something Awful update if you haven’t already because it is really funny, especially the part that says “ASS BUGS”, although now that part won’t be as funny because I’ve just told you it, sorry.