March 30, 2006

sop baby~





j/k ive been alive 4 the past year 😛



March 22, 2006

I’ve been watching a few episodes of “Clarissa Explains It All” and it amazes me how underlyingly political it was. In the Darling household, there is perpetual tension between different political philosophies ranging from across the spectrum, each personified by a different member of the family: Clarissa (liberal, feminist, perhaps liberal Democrat), Ferguson (Republican, possibly Libertarian), the mom (fascism, compassionate conservatism, perhaps conservative Democrat), and the dad (Marxism, Socialism, McGovernikism). Clarissa’s friend Sam, of course, represents the indecisive nomadic individual who incessantly gravitates to and from whatever the latest pop political trend is (i.e. metrosexualism, “South Park Republican”, “Crunchy Conservatism”) – just look how easily he adapts to “surfer culture” in the episode “No TV”.

Someday I’ll analyze all this at length in an essay tentatively entitled “Political and Social Fragmentation Within the Total Complex of Relations Between People Living as Parts of Late 20th Century American Society’s Immediate and Extended Families: Clarissa Explains It All”.

March 21, 2006

  • Rumsfeld said “Turning our backs on postwar Iraq today would be the modern equivalent of handing postwar Germany back to the Nazis.” Apparently we are liberating the Nazis now
  • I was reading this screenplay and one of the stage directions was “Jimmie exists.” That just might be the most postmodern, existential stage direction ever.
  • Yes I know it’s a typo for “Jimmie exits”
  • I’ve recently become enamored with this video of this folksy condescending creationist “doctor” guy talking about how dinosaurs co-existed with man and how atheist evolutionists are retarded because they believe we came from rocks. Around the 24 minute mark, he gets off on a minor tangent on how “free public education” is all a Marxist plot or something. So far I’ve gotten through about 50 minutes of this.
  • This is a really cool picture.

March 19, 2006


Superman is pretty much the worst superhero ever. The real superheroes are our nation’s firefighters and police officers.


March 16, 2006

Now the “o” key is not working correctly

March 15, 2006

March 9, 2006

well well well

Here’s a dumb comic I did I HOPE YOU ALL HATE IT

March 5, 2006


OK seriously


How did Crash win best picture