June 26, 2006

Are you telling me you built a time machine? Out of a Delorean?
The guy Wilson from “Home Improvement” died? Maybe his casket will hide the lower half of his face ha ha! Rodney Dangerfield? I bet he’s not getting any respect in heaven ho ho ho! Johnny Carson, Richard Pryor, the milk you just drank this morning: *opens envelope* “Name three things that expired last year!” Hey-oh! Now you can be “That Guy” at parties and social occasions who always has some oh-so-witty one-liner to say when a beloved celebrity dies and beat ’em to the punch with this handy list I whipped up of Jokes to Say When A Celebrity Dies!