The web marketplace is a harsh mistress. Thanks to the coming onslaught of Web 2.0, we here at the Web 1.0 Emporium have been forced to lower our prices for the past three or so years. Today, we our launching our “Going Out of Business Sale” – yes, that’s right, we’re going out of business! Everything must go! Don’t miss your chance to own a piece of Internet history today for the lowest possible prices anywhere! You won’t find deals like this anywhere else! Because when it’s gone… it’s gone.