You thought it was dead. Well, guess what? You were wrong. Dead wrong.
After more than a year since the last installment, I have added more scenes to my screenplay and soon-to-be megahit blockbuster, originally titled In The Line Of Fire. It turns out that that name has already been taken (who knew?), so the movie shall henceforth be known as Funnie Business. The newest scenes, scenes 27-29, can be read here. Although not necessary for the enjoyment of those scenes, the first six scenes are located here and here.