August 17, 2008


R: go back to camp

B: they kicked me out because i wet my pets

B: uh

B: pants

K: you wet your pets?

K: sick fuck

R: oh my god

R: i’ve been waiting all night

R: for the right segway for this story

P: a) segway

P: b) segue

A: segue, idiot GOD

P: c) either a or b

P: d) neither

P: e) branndi

K: scooter

K: E!

R: i’m talking about a segway you condescending jerks

R: ok segue

R: who cares

R: anyway i accidentally pissed on my dog this morning