(abridged)
R: go back to camp
B: they kicked me out because i wet my pets
B: uh
B: pants
K: you wet your pets?
K: sick fuck
R: oh my god
R: i’ve been waiting all night
R: for the right segway for this story
P: a) segway
P: b) segue
A: segue, idiot GOD
P: c) either a or b
P: d) neither
P: e) branndi
K: scooter
K: E!
R: i’m talking about a segway you condescending jerks
R: ok segue
R: who cares
R: anyway i accidentally pissed on my dog this morning
