May 1, 2009

BREAKING NEWS

PRESIDENT OBAMA APPOINTS SIMON COWELL SUPREME COURT JUSTICE… COWELL INTERRUPTS ATTORNEY’S OPENING ARGUMENT, CALLS IT “DREADFUL”… REFERS TO THOMAS AS “RANDY”… COWELL TO GINSBURG: “GIRL, YOUR INTERPRETATION OF THE COMMERCE CLAUSE RE: GUN CONTROL HAS MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN AN EPISODE OF LAW & ORDER. AND YOUR COLLAR LOOK LIKE A DISH RAG”… DEVELOPING…