|Ben Gibbard – Thriller|
|Found at skreemr.com|
i need you to hack into north korea’s mainframe and deexecute the microkernals
i can’t! they’re barricading all captcha frequencies and retorrenting all foreign hexateredo bandwidth to a distubed cpu!
wait… maybe if i disconfigure our ip ram, rechannel the arpanet bitrate and make my twitter avatar green…
yes! i’ve managed to retrieve a .csv with all their missile launch codes from their server!
great work chloe. upload it to my etchasketch
true life adventures
Last month I met this guy and he said he wanted to become a music critic and write album reviews and I said “Oh, you mean like for Pitchfork?” and he said “What’s that?”
Recently I was cruising the web and someone noted that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s last name kind of resembles the phrase “Animé Jihad.” As a big-shot internet entrepreneur perennially on the lookout for the next big thing, I immediately seized upon this and ironically purchased the domain name ANIMEJIHAD.COM and quite ironically made an blog for it, which I will no doubt unironically regret very soon
So, what did you do this weekend?
oh yeah, yesterday was rubbercat.net’s sixth anniversary, big fucking deal, whatever
Mallard Fillmore Watch
WE’RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS HERE, PEOPLE.
THE WORST POLITICAL CARTOON OF ALL TIME
am i post-modern or just ironic
THE NEW ORDER
The New Yorker = enemy of the left
David Letterman = enemy of the right
Also, this might help explain things if you’re not a nerd