@MallardFillmore Watch
Sunday october 10th cartoon finally came together. I’m goosing the anti-Tea-Party snobs a month b 4 the big dance….
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Malia Obama’s Approval Rating Eclipses Sasha’s
In Latest MSNBC/McClatchy Poll
In Latest MSNBC/McClatchy Poll
- I changed the left-hand menu a little bit… web 2.0 junk is now “Elsewhere.” PRO TIP: Click on the word “you” to get a new picture of you
- Speaking of web services, why are Microsoft’s spread across three different sites? I know it’s The Microsoft Way to have multiple versions of everything, but come on dudes. At least combine the last two.
- Speaking of Microsoft, Google’s been characterized as “The New Microsoft” because they keep trying to compete with every company on every front (smartphones, social networking, web browsers, and soon music retailing and games). Facebook seems to getting into this habit too… they redid the news feed to emphasize status updates as a chess move against Twitter a year or two ago, now they’ve added a foursquare sorta-competitor (Places) and a Yahoo! Answers (and maybe-sorta-kinda Formspring) competitor (Questions). IS FACEBOOK BECOMING THE NEW GOOGLE WHICH IS THE NEW MICROSOFT WHICH WAS THE NEW IBM???
- Speaking of foursquare, which I totally don’t get, I was going to do a joke where I’d pretend to be “checking in” from Auschwitz, because I thought juxtaposing stupid, frivolous web 2.0 smartphone crap involving “badges” and “mayorships” with the site where 1.1 million people were exterminated would make for some good satirizin’. But, as it turns out, satire is dead – 32 people have already “checked in” from there, some of them presumably having done so without a trace of irony. Congratulations on becoming the mayor of Auschwitz, Kasia.
THINGS I’LL NEVER GET TIRED OF
- “I like my women like I like my coffee” jokes
- The phrase “quit clownin’ around”
- When someone says “I’m thinking” or “I just had a thought” and someone else says “Well, that’s a first!”
- Using asterisks in swear words that aren’t really swear words (i.e. “what the h*ck???”)
- Gender-neutral pronouns
- Diet Sierra Mist as a punchline (Sidenote: Mountain Dew as a signifier of nerdiness has become cliché. So don’t do it!!)
- Intentional subtle grammatical errors, like using “a” when you’re supposed to use “an”
- Stupid abbreviations like “‘za” or “PoMo”
EGGONOMY REPORT Things were pretty scrambled back in ’08, but now everything’s looking sunny side up
THE THIRD-WORST TV SHOW I CAN IMAGINE
Join comedy all-stars Jeff Dunham, Kat Williams and Andy Dick as they sit down to watch YouTube videos and then make comments about them
THE SECOND-WORST TV SHOW I CAN IMAGINE
Nancy Grace, Jane Valez-Mitchell, Tucker Carlson, and Andrew Breitbart have a roundtable yellfest about the issues of the day
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THE WORST TV SHOW I CAN IMAGINE
Join Sarah Palin and Kendra Wilkerson as they keep up with The Kardashians in the Big Brother house overlooking the Jersey Shore, hosted by Jay Leno
Mallard Fillmore Watch
Man, I freakin HATE signs… luckily we have M.Fillmore here to blow the lid off signgate…
“what’s this??? the govt. is using my tax monie$$$ to make MAPS at natl. parks?!? and they’re givin ’em away 4 FREE?!?!?”
you know what facebook needs? more people talking about their babies 
