May 31, 2011

I was trying to visit The Onion a while ago and this popped up… evidentially their servers are named after Onion characters

May 31, 2011

rx-24So I’ve been watching a bunch of YouTube videos of the new Star Tours… it actually looks really cool, despite the fact there’s a good chance you’ll be in a podrace or “come face to face with Jar Jar Binks.”

I will miss Rex though… love that little guy

May 29, 2011

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Here’s some jokes & gags I’m currently brainstorming… please be aware that these are rough drafts…

  • Something about using bitcoins to pay off the deficit… I don’t know… not really feeling this one…
  • Idea for a cartoon: a letter (maybe a word… what word though?) is getting a massage… the masseuse (maybe it should be a chiropractor?) is saying saying something about how s/he has such bad serifs… or something… not sure how to word it… the caption at the bottom says “TEXT MASSAGE”
  • Do you guys wonder if Tom from MySpace is on Facebook….actually you know what I think he probably is… really more of a statement than a joke
May 28, 2011

I have to renew my hosting next month, so if you want to donate some money, now is the best time. Big thanks to those of you who already donated… you guys are the true heroes!!!

May 25, 2011
Mallard Fillmore Watch

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May 16, 2011

Yeah, you know who’s really upset about the birther issue going away? The guy who made it go away

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May 17, 2011

racism is dead

there’s no racism in america anymore

r.i.p. racism

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May 21, 2011

Bruce Tinsley must’ve been really happy when he drew this strip, because it combines two of his favorite go-to themes: his childish “check out all these stupid e-mails I’ve been getting KEEP ‘EM COMIN HATERS twisted” internet troll routine, and his “boy, today’s youth sure is stupid, am I right folks?” schtick.

Edit: Also, what the heck is a “memo-line?”

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May 25, 2011


May 24, 2011

i want to thank you for killing bin laden

oh…. uh…. thanks

it… it wasnt me though…. it was my half-brother jeff….

youre mumbling i cant understand a thing youre saying

anyway america is hella safe now and its all thanks to you. this has been the most important counter-terrorism operation in the past decade… hell maybe even the past century

dont remind me

yep… now we can finally start winding down our wars… we won’t need all this national security apparatus anymore… starting today we’re dismantling all our wiretapping programs

but… but… how am i going to read my neighbors sexts

ctu will be consolidated into the epa and focus on saving the environment

oh dear god

and finally we’re turning all our torture dungeons into public schools

this is not happening this is not happening

once again, the nation is in your debt. thank you for your service. goodbye *click*



May 24, 2011
Preacher says world will actually end in October

May 23, 2011

In honor of it being Monday I made a search story about a fat cat and its owner

May 22, 2011

Comic expos make me feel really guilty… all these artists, baring their souls in their work, presenting it to the world for a small price… and I callously flip through them in a matter of seconds, judging them, right in front of their faces… im a monster;;;

May 22, 2011
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Nancy, May 17, 2011

Haha, it’s funny because Nancy and Popeye started around the same time I think

What’s next: Dagwood Bumstead not knowing about Andy Capp???

May 20, 2011

Here’s a funny Space Ghost episode a friend on Twitter linked to, featuring Macho Man Randy Savage as Space Ghost’s grandpa:

r.i.p. macho man sad

May 17, 2011
Entertainment Weekly, April 8, 2011:


And we all know how much Maria loves big surprises!

May 12, 2011
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Shed No Tears For The Animated GIF audio
May 11, 2011

Time for another (by which I mean the first, and possibly last) siren RUBBERCAT.NET NEWSBREAK siren

arrow – Teen wanted Justin Bieber, got president

“He told us he knows Justin” and that she could meet him some time soon.


“NORAD… get me the Bieb.”

arrow New York Times – Nuclear Agency Is Criticized as Too Close to Its Industry

Shortly after Mr. Merrifield retired from the [Nuclear Regulatory Commission] in 2007, Shaw, a nuclear services company, announced that he was taking a top executive position with the company.

New York Times – F.C.C. Commissioner Leaving to Join Comcast

Four months after the Federal Communications Commission approved the merger of Comcast and NBC Universal, one of the commissioners who approved the deal said she would join Comcast to oversee its government affairs office.

Haha, what a ridiculous revolving door system we have sweat drop Oops I forgot to tell a joke

arrow New York Times – Turn Your Android Phone Into a Remote Control For Your Home

Google wants people to use its Android software to operate a lot more than just phones and tablets. And at Google I/O, the company’s conference for developers in San Francisco this week, the company showed off a future where someone could use an Android phone to turn on and off the lights, the dishwasher, a lamp or a sprinkler system — or anything else they want to.

Imagine someone hacking into your lights and appliances and making them go off at inopportune times

BEWILDERED HOUSEHUSBAND UNLOADING DRYER: Wha–? I thought I put these on tumble dry…

HACKER (looking through window): Bua-ha-ha….

May 5, 2011

homer's web pageHomer’s Web Page

I wanted to see if I could recreate Homer’s web page from the Simpsons episode “The Computer Wore Menace Shoes” using actual animated gifs. I tried to be as faithful as I could, within reason. I couldn’t duplicate the sounds from the episode so I used an MIDI instead, which I figure is keeping in the same spirit.

May 5, 2011
The QuickTime plugin needs your permission to run.

Google Chrome is killing the embedded MIDI file pwnonk

May 4, 2011

Been sorting through some photos… all the dates are wrong and I know I’m missing a ton >:[

Lessons learned: ALWAYS set the date & time when you put batteries in your camera, and check your backups once in a while

One of these days I oughta get some of these developed, so I can have physical copies and not have *~my memories~* vulnerable to a hard drive crash. Or floating somewhere *~in the cloud~* and subject to the whims of Microgoogpplezon