remind me what we’re doing again?
jesus chloe get a freakin pen
for the last time: im gonna dive into the ocean, save bin ladens brain, and implant it into a robot body so america has a constant threat, and i can go back to torturin people & stuff
i don’t know about this jack i rather like fighting greenhouse gases
it’s really calming and i feel like i’m actually doing something you know? back when we were bombing terrorists all we did was create new generations of terrorists… it was really bummin me out
dammit chloe stfu and open another socket, im about to put on the wetsuit
heh heh… id like to see jeff try to shoot an undestructable robot… thatll show him… maybe then hell stop bragging about shooting osama… then mom will see who the true hero is… and ill finally get the love and affection i never got as a kid…
uh i’m still on the line jack