August 22, 2011

Listen, I know you’re a busy person. I know you’ve got things you gotta do, and you don’t have time to read the funny pages. You probably missed yesterday’s comics, didn’t you? Well luckily for you, I am here to fill you in on what you missed.

  • Billy from The Family Circus doesn’t like trying on clothes
  • Ziggy’s cat won’t poop in the catbox
  • Marmaduke got annoyed by a mouse
  • Fred Basset stared at his owner for five panels and then got a scrap of food
  • The Born Loser’s boss doesn’t think highly of The Born Loser
  • Sarge beat up Beetle Bailey to a pulp, then he made a meta-joke
  • Dagwood avoided chores
  • Garfield sat in a pool (I thought cats hated water???) and a mouse bounced off him
  • Dilbert won’t answer the phone
  • A blank-faced Nancy read a blank book
  • Linus ran to his house, found a large envelope, put his security blanket in it, addressed the envelope, put a stamp on it, ran to a mailbox, dropped it in, and then ran back to Charlie Brown, who I guess had just remained standing there the whole time