BREAKING NEWS FROM THE WORLD OF HOLLYWOOD!!!
GEORGE LUCAS ADDS JUSTIN BIEBER TO STAR WARS???
BIG BAD MOVIE MAN JORGE LUCAS IS DESTROYING ALL OUR CHILDHOOD’S YET AGAIN BY ADDING FLASH IN THE PAN POP TWEENSTAR “JUSTIN BIEBER” TO A STAR WAR MOVIE. WE HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE PIC OF THE CHANGE:
“WHEN WILL THE CHANGES STOP???” ASKS PROFESSIONAL NERD SIMON PEG. “THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED” LAMENTS MANCHILD KEVIN SMIT. “BOYCOTT THE STAR WAR BLUE RAY” SAYS DARTH_GARF93. J.BIEB UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT.