My @Horse_ebooks thing made it to BuzzFeed. Also someone made a YouTube thing that I assume is related, though it doesn’t use anything from the “speech.”
Meanwhile things in the real world have been going pretty terribly for me lately. Suffice it to say that donations would be highly appreciated right about now.
Some people have made collages by retweeting Horse_ebooks Tweets, like this one about the end of the world or this one about love. I decided to try my hand at it and ended up making a campaign speech.
I can’t decide which commercial is worse, doing Chuck Norris Jokes in the year 2012 or giving up altogether and just reanimating an obnoxious Family Guy scene that mentioned your product because it’s the only thing Generation Upload associates with your brand
I had this insane dream the other night where you could watch any sports game – football, hockey, whatever – live on TV for free, the only catch is that you wouldn’t actually be able to see the players unless you pony up some cash. They’d be invisible, you’d just see balls, bats, pucks, sticks, etc. seemingly move on their own accord. I guess Science invented these little clip-on devices attached to the players that would render them invisible to TV cameras. When you pay the cable company, they change the frequency or whatever of your specific TV, rendering the players visible to you. I’m posting this now so I can claim copyright trademarks on the whole deal in the event it turns to have not been a dream, but a prophecy.