October 31, 2013

Microsoft appears to be aligning itself with Skittles, while Google has already partnered with Kit Kat… more tech company/candy alliances on the horizon???

October 29, 2013

Hahaha, looks like I finally made it to the hallowed halls of Buzzfeed! A joke I made on Twitter is being willfully misinterpreted to provide evidence for the faulty premise of a dumb non-article. So proud.

(Thanks, glopdemon)

October 25, 2013
archie mask
October 20, 2013
Fun Facts Gleamed From Wikipedia

From Woman Wanted:

One of the notable features of the film is that “Alan Smithee” is listed as one of the directors, meaning [director Kiefer] Sutherland effectively disowned the project. It was also the last film to use the Alan Smithee credit, which was discontinued later in 2000.

October 13, 2013

“I’m sure the comments on this Washington Post article about Bob Costas calling the R*dsk*ns name a slur will be respectable, intelligent, and worth reading” – my thought process just now, apparently

October 11, 2013
windows: life without walls

Don’t you need walls to have windows…?

ha ha zing take that microsoft ad campaign from 7 years ago

October 9, 2013

Awful Link of the Day: Tulpa

Did you ever have an imaginary friend when you were a kid? You probably grew out of that phase, didn’t you? Well, here on the internet, you don’t need to grow out of phases, you just need to use different terminology. Let show you how to indulge your schizophrenia and cultivate your own imaginary social network!

October 1, 2013


At the National Institutes of Health, nearly three-quarters of the staff was furloughed. One result: director Francis Collins said about 200 patients who otherwise would be admitted to the NIH Clinical Center into clinical trials each week will be turned away. This includes about 30 children, most of them cancer patients, he said.

Also, sequestration (which was supposed to be an unpalatable End-Of-The-World Doomsday Scenario) will no doubt continue forever, just like the War on Terror.