oi mate a chav nicked me mobile
blimey guvna we got some right bloody plonkers in the parliament
What are you doing
were in london now we gotta blend in to skive the bobbies & narks
Uh ok
give it a go luv
G’day mate, my dingo’s gone walkabout at the barbie down by the billabong
stonking job chloe were a couple a regular scousers now
now im gonna roger some birds
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Mallard Fillmore Watch
It’s always interesting to see which pundits Mallard Fillmore runs to the defense for. Today it’s Dinesh D’Souza, colonial apologist and bin Laden fan, whose only crime was massive illegal campaign contributions making fun of Obama’s ears, or something.
Jimmy Fallon is the human embodiment of a Buzzfeed article
House passes ‘clean’ debt-ceiling bill, ending two-week showdown – The Washington Post:
At a news conference afterward, Boehner broke into a tune from “Song of the South” to try to remain upbeat. “Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,” he sang.
Ten minutes later, as he left the building, he began to sing softly to himself, as he stepped outside.
“Plenty of sunshine coming my way,” he said.
