May 29, 2014

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore, 05/29/2014


Mallard Fillmore has been doing a week’s worth of strips about hashtags, which is somehow lazier than the bumper stickers

May 21, 2014

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore, 05/21/2014


Turn your newspaper around, you big doofus! Apparently there’s a big story about it on the other side!

May 20, 2014
1600 penn

I finally wrote some season 2 fanfiction for the short-lived NBC sitcom 1600 Penn, just like I promised.

May 17, 2014

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore, 05/17/2014


SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Exercising Your Constitutional Right To Participate in The Democratic Process And Determine Your Future Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, And Emphysema. Voting By Pregnant Women May Result in Fetal Injury, Premature Birth, And Low Birth Weight.

May 17, 2014

Washington Post:

(Biden had a milkshake — of course he did! — while President Obama passed.)

What the heck, Barry

May 14, 2014

Awful Link of the Day: /r/Community (Thanks, Ryan!)

The fandom believes they’re entitled to “six seasons and a movie,” the millennial version of forty acres and a mule, because Abed said that once, and everyone knows that when a TV character says something, it becomes law. It’s an obscure provision in the Telecommunications Act of 1996, look it up.

May 13, 2014
happy family

Some new developments concerning my Simpsons fansite…

  • Although my loyalty lies with Mad Magazine, I was pleased to learn Cracked linked to my HOT SCOOP about Milhouse being a refugee from an unproduced Saturday morning cartoon.
  • Simpsons showrunner Al Jean tweeted about my article making fun of his bad tweeting skills. Sorry, buddy. For the record I don’t mind his voice, I just got cutesy with the category names (I’m very proud of “General Swartz Watch”). “News of the Nasal” is a play on “News of the Warm” from Harry Shearer’s radio show. Obviously.
  • I got a Pinterest for Simpsons pics. I have two Pinterests now. What’s wrong with me.

May 3, 2014

Part of a picture I drew for my nephew