Mallard Fillmore Watch
05/29/2014
Mallard Fillmore has been doing a week’s worth of strips about hashtags, which is somehow lazier than the bumper stickers
05/29/2014
Mallard Fillmore Watch
05/21/2014
Turn your newspaper around, you big doofus! Apparently there’s a big story about it on the other side!
I finally wrote some season 2 fanfiction for the short-lived NBC sitcom 1600 Penn, just like I promised.
Mallard Fillmore Watch
05/17/2014
SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Exercising Your Constitutional Right To Participate in The Democratic Process And Determine Your Future Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, And Emphysema. Voting By Pregnant Women May Result in Fetal Injury, Premature Birth, And Low Birth Weight.
(Biden had a milkshake — of course he did! — while President Obama passed.)
What the heck, Barry
Awful Link of the Day: /r/Community (Thanks, Ryan!)
The fandom believes they’re entitled to “six seasons and a movie,” the millennial version of forty acres and a mule, because Abed said that once, and everyone knows that when a TV character says something, it becomes law. It’s an obscure provision in the Telecommunications Act of 1996, look it up.
Some new developments concerning my Simpsons fansite…
- Although my loyalty lies with Mad Magazine, I was pleased to learn Cracked linked to my HOT SCOOP about Milhouse being a refugee from an unproduced Saturday morning cartoon.
- Simpsons showrunner Al Jean tweeted about my article making fun of his bad tweeting skills. Sorry, buddy. For the record I don’t mind his voice, I just got cutesy with the category names (I’m very proud of “General Swartz Watch”). “News of the Nasal” is a play on “News of the Warm” from Harry Shearer’s radio show. Obviously.
- I got a Pinterest for Simpsons pics. I have two Pinterests now. What’s wrong with me.
Part of a picture I drew for my nephew