Bruce Tinsley Watch

Homeland Security chief says U.S. will not give refuge to those fleeing Cuba and Haiti by boat – CBS News https://t.co/WX9snxmmPN

— Bruce Tinsley (@mallardfillmore) July 15, 2021

So everyone can cross our southern border, but this administration will send back GENUINE refugees frommurder torture and imprisonment by the Cuban government? Disgusting and morally bankrupt.

— Bruce Tinsley (@mallardfillmore) July 15, 2021

Is this because Cuban immigrants usually vote Republican?

— Bruce Tinsley (@mallardfillmore) July 15, 2021

Fascinating look into the mind of Mallard Fillmore. This must be that compassionate conservatism I’ve heard so much about.

Mallard Fillmore Watch

7/11/2021

Mallard looking at the crime statistics and seeing a 55% increase in knock out games

Watched a bunch of Seinfeld recently, I hadn’t really seen much of it before… OK I knew “serenity now” was a Seinfeld thing, but I never knew the context until now and… what the hell. The catchphrase isn’t funny, the episode sucks, I get the impression people in the 90s were just like “well, I guess this is the thing we have to say now”