December 14, 2022

Mallard Fillmore Watch

A Mallard Fillmore strip in which the title character shares a recipe for the perfect eggnog that consists of pouring eggnog down the drain

I always knew Mallard Fillmore was an eggnog hater…

December 9, 2022

Twitter Files 1: twitter deleted some dick pics
Twitter Files 2: twitter gave special treatment to libs of tiktok, who is somehow the victim here (?)

This stuff is completely incomprehensible to me but apparently it’s the journalism scoop of the century and you’re an NPC if you disagree. Oh shit, I’ve just uncovered evidence of a senior Twitter executive attempting to influence an election and instituting shadowbans pulitzer please!!!