Presumably Payne would’ve made a cartoon based on whatever movie won Best Picture, so I’m going to take a stab at the other nominees:
All Quiet on the Biden Front: Biden napping while a tank labeled Inflation crushes taxpayers
Top Gun Malarkey: Biden about to crash a fighter jet labeled The Economy into a mountain
EPAtar: The Regulation of Water: Na’vi versions of Biden and AOC standing on a beach, talking about the need to protect the environment with burdensome regulation, unaware that a massive tidal wave labeled Red Wave is about to wipe them out
The Failmans: Biden sitting on a couch saying “Great movie, son!” as Hunter shows him a pornographic home video
The Banshees of Bidensherin: Biden looking distraught as he cradles a dead donkey labeled Democrat Party in his arms
Wokeness Talking: Biden dressed as a Mennonite woman saying things like “there are more than 2 genders”
DisasTár: Biden conducting an orchestra with the various instruments labeled Debt, Crime, Critical Race Theory, Wokeness, etc.
Triangulation of Badness: People on a cruise ship vomiting after seeing a Biden 2024 poster
Evilness: Biden dressed as Elvis during his comeback special saying he’s bringing back inflation
