Mallard Fillmore Watch
June 13, 2016
In two weeks Mallard Fillmore’s going to be waving a rainbow flag and raving about the savagery and intolerance of the Mussulmen
June 13, 2016
Mallard Fillmore Watch
May 23, 2016
JESUS CHRIST MAN THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A FAMILY NEWSP- …oh, it’s a nose
Mallard Fillmore Watch
May 14, 2016
What the hell is this supposed to be in reference to? 
Mallard Fillmore Watch
July 5-8, 2005
Never forget the time Mallard Fillmore went to war with Jon Stewart because he didn’t understand how parody works
Mallard Fillmore Watch
07/13/2015
After like two weeks of strips about trigger warnings, I thought perhaps Bruce Tinsley had gone soft and was deliberately avoiding the big stories of the day – legalized gay marriage, the Confederate flag, Donald Trump’s comments about Mexicans – and then, BAM! He knocks it right out of the park!
Mallard Fillmore Watch
06/28/2015
Death is inevitable but we still need to take bold, decisive action with regards to climate change and environmental destruction instead of just talking about it so our descendants (birds) can have a better world
Mallard Fillmore Watch
05/23/2015
Well, if it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck…
Mallard Fillmore Watch
03/20/2015
03/13/2015
Liberals hate all religions, so clearly President Obama, who can’t bring himself to denounce Islam, is not a liberal.
Mallard Fillmore Watch
January 15, 2015
You know who the real victims are? You guessed it: white people.
Mallard Fillmore Watch
11/18/2014
Bruce Tinsley tried to pick a random, funny -teen number and ended up going with 14. Hmm…14 words… now where have I heard that before?
The Fourteen Words is a phrase used predominantly by white nationalists. It most commonly refers to a 14-word slogan: “We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Children.“[1] It can also refer to another 14-word slogan: “Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.“[2]
Don’t let this happen to you! Always stick with 17 when you need a random, funny number!
Mallard Fillmore Watch
11/03/2014
In this searing indictment of the news media, a local reporter mistakes a young Orville Redenbaucher for a hipster
Mallard Fillmore Watch
08/19/2014
Do they give out Pulitzers for headlines? Because that’s a shoo-in right there
Mallard Fillmore Watch
05/29/2014
Mallard Fillmore has been doing a week’s worth of strips about hashtags, which is somehow lazier than the bumper stickers
Mallard Fillmore Watch
05/21/2014
Turn your newspaper around, you big doofus! Apparently there’s a big story about it on the other side!
Mallard Fillmore Watch
05/17/2014
SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Exercising Your Constitutional Right To Participate in The Democratic Process And Determine Your Future Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, And Emphysema. Voting By Pregnant Women May Result in Fetal Injury, Premature Birth, And Low Birth Weight.
Mallard Fillmore Watch
02/19/2014
It’s always interesting to see which pundits Mallard Fillmore runs to the defense for. Today it’s Dinesh D’Souza, colonial apologist and bin Laden fan, whose only crime was massive illegal campaign contributions making fun of Obama’s ears, or something.
Bruce Tinsley Watch
I drew a caricature of my wife. Once. I thought it would be a cheap birthday present. Instead it was the most expensive birthday present ever. I’m still paying for it. I also learned that the appropriate response to “You made me look like a drowned rat” isn’t “No, that’s not the part that I did”.
Mallard Fillmore has had an actual website for the past two months and nobody told me???