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August 17, 2017

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore, 08/03/2017

08/03/2017

Bruce Tinsley appeared to give up on trying to keep up with the news cycle and did a “heartwarming” 2-week story arc about Mallard getting a dog instead…

Mallard Fillmore, 07/28/2017

07/28/2017

… but not without getting in a dig at how easy it is to vote. I wonder if “illegally” was in the first draft.

Mallard Fillmore, 10/23/2004

10/23/2004

Mallard Fillmore, 06/10/2012

06/10/2012

Mallard Fillmore, 9/3/2012

09/03/2012

Bureaucracy and red tape are great when it comes to keeping certain people from voting! Is there any doubt Tinsley would be in favor of straight-up poll taxes if it were still politically palatable?

Mallard Fillmore, 08/08/2017

08/08/2017

Mallard Fillmore, 08/09/2017

08/09/2017

Also, he is inexplicably paranoid that the upcoming Incredibles sequel is just more Fake News from the lieberal media and their Hollyweird pals. It was announced three years ago at a Disney shareholder meeting and heavily reported at the time, but apparently he just now found out about it. Folks, I know this might be a bit controversial, but if you haven’t taken the time to learn anything about The Incredibles because you spend all day on the Daily Wire reading Ben Shapiro articles, then I don’t think you should be allowed to see the sequel.

April 29, 2017

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore their

01/14/2000

*thinks about the issue really hard over the course of 17 years*

Mallard Fillmore their

04/29/2017

Goddammit, dude.

February 21, 2017

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore, 02/21/2016

02/21/2017

Mallard Fillmore is drawn at least two weeks in advance. Perfect timing for what I assume will be a series of implicitly pro-Milo, “so much for the tolerant left!” strips. munch


January 7, 2017

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore, 12/18/2016

12/18/2016

He drew George W. Bush, like, twice during the course of his presidency, so this seems like a pointless exercise.

October 22, 2016

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore, 10/22/2016

10/22/2016
  1. A couple weeks before the election is the perfect time for America’s second-most syndicated political daily strip (source: my ass) to crank out some observational humor tripe
  2. In case you’ve forgotten, Chet is one of Mallard’s supporting characters. I don’t think he has actually appeared in the strip for like a year
  3. Who the hell says “catchwords”
  4. Zero clue what the “what” thing is referencing
August 3, 2016

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore, 08/02/2016

08/02/2016

This is my favorite genre of Mallard Fillmore strip, the sputtering, aggrieved “Oh yeah, well, a DEMOCRAT did something bad, too..!” routine. This all-time classic from the Mark Foley scandal is another fine example:

Mallard Fillmore, 10/23/2006

10/23/2006

I assume Tinsley made Gerry Studd’s name big because he couldn’t find a picture of him on Google. Speaking of which, I love how over the years his footnotes have gone from “SOURCE: AP” or whatever to “SOURCE: WASHINGTON TIMES” to, finally, “SOURCE: GOOGLE SOME OF THE WORDS IN THIS STRIP.” I was trying to find some examples and came across this notable effort by someone to track down and check the strip’s references, which I wish they’d kept up.

June 13, 2016

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore 06/13/2016

June 13, 2016

In two weeks Mallard Fillmore’s going to be waving a rainbow flag and raving about the savagery and intolerance of the Mussulmen

May 23, 2016

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore 05/23/2016

May 23, 2016

JESUS CHRIST MAN THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A FAMILY NEWSP- …oh, it’s a nose

May 15, 2016

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore 05/14/2016

May 14, 2016

What the hell is this supposed to be in reference to? confused

August 6, 2015

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore 07/05/2005

Mallard Fillmore 07/06/2005

Mallard Fillmore 07/07/2005

Mallard Fillmore 07/08/2005

July 5-8, 2005

Never forget the time Mallard Fillmore went to war with Jon Stewart because he didn’t understand how parody works

July 13, 2015

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore, 07/13/2015

07/13/2015

After like two weeks of strips about trigger warnings, I thought perhaps Bruce Tinsley had gone soft and was deliberately avoiding the big stories of the day – legalized gay marriage, the Confederate flag, Donald Trump’s comments about Mexicans – and then, BAM! He knocks it right out of the park!

June 28, 2015

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore 06/28/2015
06/28/2015

Death is inevitable but we still need to take bold, decisive action with regards to climate change and environmental destruction instead of just talking about it so our descendants (birds) can have a better world

May 23, 2015

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore 05/23/2015
05/23/2015

Well, if it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck…

March 27, 2015

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore, 03/20/2015

03/20/2015

Mallard Fillmore, 03/13/2015

03/13/2015

Liberals hate all religions, so clearly President Obama, who can’t bring himself to denounce Islam, is not a liberal.
January 18, 2015
Mallard Fillmore Watch

mallard fillmore 1/15/2015
January 15, 2015

You know who the real victims are? You guessed it: white people.

November 18, 2014

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore 11/18/2014

11/18/2014

Bruce Tinsley tried to pick a random, funny -teen number and ended up going with 14. Hmm…14 words… now where have I heard that before?

The Fourteen Words is a phrase used predominantly by white nationalists. It most commonly refers to a 14-word slogan: “We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Children.“[1] It can also refer to another 14-word slogan: “Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.“[2]

Don’t let this happen to you! Always stick with 17 when you need a random, funny number!

November 5, 2014

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore, 11/03/2014

11/03/2014

In this searing indictment of the news media, a local reporter mistakes a young Orville Redenbaucher for a hipster