Mallard Fillmore Watch
Mallard Fillmore Watch
Bruce Tinsley appeared to give up on trying to keep up with the news cycle and did a “heartwarming” 2-week story arc about Mallard getting a dog instead…
… but not without getting in a dig at how easy it is to vote. I wonder if “illegally” was in the first draft.
06/10/2012
09/03/2012
Bureaucracy and red tape are great when it comes to keeping certain people from voting! Is there any doubt Tinsley would be in favor of straight-up poll taxes if it were still politically palatable?
08/09/2017
Also, he is inexplicably paranoid that the upcoming Incredibles sequel is just more Fake News from the lieberal media and their Hollyweird pals. It was announced three years ago at a Disney shareholder meeting and heavily reported at the time, but apparently he just now found out about it. Folks, I know this might be a bit controversial, but if you haven’t taken the time to learn anything about The Incredibles because you spend all day on the Daily Wire reading Ben Shapiro articles, then I don’t think you should be allowed to see the sequel.
*thinks about the issue really hard over the course of 17 years*
04/29/2017
Goddammit, dude.
Mallard Fillmore is drawn at least two weeks in advance. Perfect timing for what I assume will be a series of implicitly pro-Milo, “so much for the tolerant left!” strips. 
Mallard Fillmore Watch
He drew George W. Bush, like, twice during the course of his presidency, so this seems like a pointless exercise.
Mallard Fillmore Watch
Mallard Fillmore Watch
This is my favorite genre of Mallard Fillmore strip, the sputtering, aggrieved “Oh yeah, well, a DEMOCRAT did something bad, too..!” routine. This all-time classic from the Mark Foley scandal is another fine example:
I assume Tinsley made Gerry Studd’s name big because he couldn’t find a picture of him on Google. Speaking of which, I love how over the years his footnotes have gone from “SOURCE: AP” or whatever to “SOURCE: WASHINGTON TIMES” to, finally, “SOURCE: GOOGLE SOME OF THE WORDS IN THIS STRIP.” I was trying to find some examples and came across this notable effort by someone to track down and check the strip’s references, which I wish they’d kept up.
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In two weeks Mallard Fillmore’s going to be waving a rainbow flag and raving about the savagery and intolerance of the Mussulmen
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JESUS CHRIST MAN THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A FAMILY NEWSP- …oh, it’s a nose
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What the hell is this supposed to be in reference to? 
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Never forget the time Mallard Fillmore went to war with Jon Stewart because he didn’t understand how parody works
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After like two weeks of strips about trigger warnings, I thought perhaps Bruce Tinsley had gone soft and was deliberately avoiding the big stories of the day – legalized gay marriage, the Confederate flag, Donald Trump’s comments about Mexicans – and then, BAM! He knocks it right out of the park!
Mallard Fillmore Watch
Death is inevitable but we still need to take bold, decisive action with regards to climate change and environmental destruction instead of just talking about it so our descendants (birds) can have a better world
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Well, if it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck…
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03/13/2015
You know who the real victims are? You guessed it: white people.
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Bruce Tinsley tried to pick a random, funny -teen number and ended up going with 14. Hmm…14 words… now where have I heard that before?
The Fourteen Words is a phrase used predominantly by white nationalists. It most commonly refers to a 14-word slogan: “We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Children.“[1] It can also refer to another 14-word slogan: “Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.“[2]
Don’t let this happen to you! Always stick with 17 when you need a random, funny number!
