Mallard Fillmore Watch

05/23/2015

Well, if it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck…

Mallard Fillmore Watch

03/20/2015

03/13/2015

January 15, 2015

You know who the real victims are? You guessed it: white people.

Mallard Fillmore Watch

11/18/2014

Bruce Tinsley tried to pick a random, funny -teen number and ended up going with 14. Hmm…14 words… now where have I heard that before?

The Fourteen Words is a phrase used predominantly by white nationalists. It most commonly refers to a 14-word slogan: “We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Children.“^[1] It can also refer to another 14-word slogan: “Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.“^[2]

Don’t let this happen to you! Always stick with 17 when you need a random, funny number!

Mallard Fillmore Watch

11/03/2014

In this searing indictment of the news media, a local reporter mistakes a young Orville Redenbaucher for a hipster

Mallard Fillmore Watch

08/19/2014

Do they give out Pulitzers for headlines? Because that’s a shoo-in right there

Mallard Fillmore Watch

05/29/2014

Mallard Fillmore has been doing a week’s worth of strips about hashtags, which is somehow lazier than the bumper stickers

Mallard Fillmore Watch

05/21/2014

Turn your newspaper around, you big doofus! Apparently there’s a big story about it on the other side!

Mallard Fillmore Watch

05/17/2014

SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Exercising Your Constitutional Right To Participate in The Democratic Process And Determine Your Future Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, And Emphysema. Voting By Pregnant Women May Result in Fetal Injury, Premature Birth, And Low Birth Weight.

Mallard Fillmore Watch

02/19/2014

It’s always interesting to see which pundits Mallard Fillmore runs to the defense for. Today it’s Dinesh D’Souza, colonial apologist and bin Laden fan, whose only crime was massive illegal campaign contributions making fun of Obama’s ears, or something.

I drew a caricature of my wife. Once. I thought it would be a cheap birthday present. Instead it was the most expensive birthday present ever. I’m still paying for it. I also learned that the appropriate response to “You made me look like a drowned rat” isn’t “No, that’s not the part that I did”.

Mallard Fillmore has had an actual website for the past two months and nobody told me???

Oh good, Mallard Fillmore actually remembered Veteran’s Day this year:

11/11/2013

Please keep in mind that within the strip Bruce Tinsley is a separate, distinct entity from Mallard Fillmore, so try not to think about the gross implications of Mallard Fillmore having a human father.

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02/02/2013

• Here is a story about how sequestration is harming public schools in poor areas.
• Accusing your political opponents of wanting to kill the elderly is very uncivil and should be avoided.
• Here is a list of Republicans who voted to cut billions of dollars from the food stamps program.

01/17/2013

09/13/2013

Armed guards in schools: OK
Metal detectors in schools: NOT OK, WHAT IS THIS, SOME KIND OF A POLICE STATE????

02/01/2012

An ally linked me to this strip and theorized Bruce Tinsley has never actually encountered a Twinkie in person. He just knows that they come individually wrapped.

01/08/2013

Today’s strip adds more kindle to that theory. He appears to have done a little research on what the box looks like. But’s he’s has placed the Twinkie at the very bottom of the strip so you can only see part of it. Does Tinsley know what a Twinkie looks like? Evidence inconclusive…

BONUS MALLARD FILLMORE WATCH: I submitted a thing to the great comics tumblelog A Good Cartoon. Who knew Mallard was so progressive?

10/24/2012

Right on, Mallard! We don’t want any daytime tv viewers mucking things up for the rest of us! The gears of democracy are too sacred to be entrusted to people like th-

04/02/2010

11/23/2010

*record scratch*