Back in Delaware, Corn Pop, Joe Biden and I used to carouse the avenues… the Dover Boys, they used to call us. And so every Wednesday night we'd go down to the pool hall and try to hustle people. Of course, in those days, Saturdays were called Wednesdays and Wednesdays were called Skaðidays. We were trying to raise money for a new barn and Joe had this special move he called "The Malarkey Shot" where he'd distract everyone with a rambling story while Corn Pop moved the cue ball. Oh, it would never work, and we'd get kicked out every time but ol' Joe was stubborn like a fox and kept doing it and that's how we beat Medicare.