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April 9, 2021

CALLED IT: The Simpsons Eerily Predicted The Exact Date of Prince Philip's Death!!!

The Simpsons has once again predicted the future with trademark accuracy, as is their wont. More »

March 3, 2021

BREAKING: Simpsons Renewed, Will Outlive United States

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The Fox Network has renewed the popular television cartoon The Simpsons for yet another two seasons, ensuring audiences nationwide will still be entertained during the final months of the republic and beyond.

February 12, 2021

Kwik-Re-View: Kith for The Simpsons Collection

February 3, 2021

NEWS BRIEFS: February 2021

An image of Mrs. Krabappel reading a book while a fucked-up Bart-like creature writes on the chalkboard. Also, there is a Smarch calendar.

Marc Wilmore, Marcia Wallace, Simpsons Fun Calendars, and a fucked up character generator. More »

January 28, 2021

The 695 Best Simpsons Episodes Ranked in Chronological Order

The Simpsons is one of the most celebrated TV shows of all time, so as any Simpsons simp knows, it can be hard to narrow it down to just the classics. Undaunted by this challenge, we went through the painstaking trouble of selecting only the best 695 episodes of the series, and ranked them all in chronological order for your viewing pleasure. So crack open a Duff Brand Beer, grab a bag of Chippos, and enjoy the show! A smiley drinking soda pop and eating popcorn.

A smiley drinking soda pop and eating popcorn.

December 23, 2020

Doing the Bartman Could Land You in Jail

The dead have risen, and they're voting Republican... or are they? Pennsylvanian patriot Bruce Bartman got in trouble, yeah, pretty deep, for the simple crime of committing voter fraud by impersonating his dead mother so he could vote for President Trump twice, an act which should henceforth be known as "doing the Bartman." More »

December 20, 2020

“Buggy” Simpsons Tech Demo Unearthed After 20 Years

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Looks like Cyberpunk 2077 isn’t the only unfinished game with bugs in it!!!!!! More »

December 4, 2020

SHOCKER: Disney Cancels Beloved Animated Series

Boo-hoo-oo! Disney has officially announced a beloved animated series will be coming to an end next year. More »

November 6, 2020

A Joe Biden Regime Could Be Disastrous For The Simpsons’ Emmy Prospects

Simpsons staffers may soon rue the day Biden staggers across the finish line once they realize they could be locked out of the Emmy Awards for another presidential term. More »

October 28, 2020

Matt Groening Launched A YouTube Channel For Some Reason

Disenchantment creator Matt Groening appears to have quietly launched a YouTube channel last night. More »

October 19, 2020

17 Simpsons Characters Who Definitely Voted For Trump

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As you may have heard, there is an election going on right now. Across social media, people are speculating which TV characters voted for President Trump. As a person with both an extensive knowledge of The Simpsons and a degree in Wonk Science, I am uniquely suited to set the record straight on which Simpsons characters definitely, absolutely voted for Donald Trump in the 2016 election. More »

October 5, 2020