season 34merchandise
The Simpsons merchandise is everywhere. You can't go five feet without seeing Bart's or Homer's face on t-shirts, pogs, contraceptives, board games, and chemical weapons plants. In fact the simpsons has made billions of dollars in money. Here are some of the rarerest items in Simpsons memoabilia.
BART SIMPSON TAKING A DUMP
MUST-HAVE STATUETTE. MAYBE PLACE IN BATHROOM TO COMBAT LONELINESS? BART WILL BE YOUR POTTY BUDDY.
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1 BILLS WITH PICTURES OF SIMPSONS CHARACTERS TAPED OVER GEORGE WASHINGTON
YOU WILL BE THE ENVY OF EVERYONE WHEN YOU "MAKE IT RAIN" WITH THIS PROBABLY ILLEGAL CURRENCY
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JIMMY NEUTRON WEARING A MILHOUSE COSTUME
AMERICA'S MOST BELOVED NON-DEXTER BOY GENIUS JIMMY NEUTRON DRESSED AS MILHOUSE FROM "THE SIMPSONS," POSSIBLY AT A SIMPSONS-THEMED COSTUME PARTY FOR CARTOON CHARACTERS? THE FANFICTION OPPORTUNITIES ARE ENDLESS
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SIMPSONS AS FURRIES PLAYSET
PERFECT GIFT FOR THE MAN WITH MULTIPLE FETISHES
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NAKED BARNEY ACTION FIGURE
FULLY ANATOMICALLY CORRECT. COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN. MIGHT POKE YOUR EYE OUT. BUYER BEWARE
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A YAM DRESSED UP TO LOOK LIKE GRAMPA SIMPSON
JUST LIKE ORIGINAL MR. POTATO HEAD. WILL SIT AND ROT AND STINK UP YOUR HOUSE UNTIL YOU THROW IT AWAY
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WEIRD-ASS HOMER RADIO
CARRY HOMER'S HEAD AROUND BY GRABBING ONTO HIS HAIR. TWIST HIS EYEBALLS AROUND. NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A MORTICIAN
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"OLD MAN BART" SLIPPERS
YES EVEN BART SIMPSON WILL GET OLD AND WRINKLY AND EVENTUALLY DIE. A CHILLING REMINDER OF THE RAVAGES OF TIME. ALSO KEEPS YOUR FEET WARM
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NO CLUE
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