merchandise

The Simpsons merchandise is everywhere. You can't go five feet without seeing Bart's or Homer's face on t-shirts, pogs, contraceptives, board games, and chemical weapons plants. In fact the simpsons has made billions of dollars in money. Here are some of the rarerest items in Simpsons memoabilia.

BART SIMPSON TAKING A DUMP
BART SIMPSON TAKING A DUMP
MUST-HAVE STATUETTE. MAYBE PLACE IN BATHROOM TO COMBAT LONELINESS? BART WILL BE YOUR POTTY BUDDY.
$1 BILLS WITH PICTURES OF SIMPSONS CHARACTERS TAPED OVER GEORGE WASHINGTON
1 BILLS WITH PICTURES OF SIMPSONS CHARACTERS TAPED OVER GEORGE WASHINGTON
YOU WILL BE THE ENVY OF EVERYONE WHEN YOU "MAKE IT RAIN" WITH THIS PROBABLY ILLEGAL CURRENCY
JIMMY NEUTRON WEARING A MILHOUSE COSTUME
JIMMY NEUTRON WEARING A MILHOUSE COSTUME
AMERICA'S MOST BELOVED NON-DEXTER BOY GENIUS JIMMY NEUTRON DRESSED AS MILHOUSE FROM "THE SIMPSONS," POSSIBLY AT A SIMPSONS-THEMED COSTUME PARTY FOR CARTOON CHARACTERS? THE FANFICTION OPPORTUNITIES ARE ENDLESS
SIMPSONS AS FURRIES PLAYSET
SIMPSONS AS FURRIES PLAYSET
PERFECT GIFT FOR THE MAN WITH MULTIPLE FETISHES
NAKED BARNEY ACTION FIGURE
NAKED BARNEY ACTION FIGURE
FULLY ANATOMICALLY CORRECT. COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN. MIGHT POKE YOUR EYE OUT. BUYER BEWARE
A YAM DRESSED UP TO LOOK LIKE GRAMPA SIMPSON
A YAM DRESSED UP TO LOOK LIKE GRAMPA SIMPSON
JUST LIKE ORIGINAL MR. POTATO HEAD. WILL SIT AND ROT AND STINK UP YOUR HOUSE UNTIL YOU THROW IT AWAY
WEIRD-ASS HOMER RADIO
WEIRD-ASS HOMER RADIO
CARRY HOMER'S HEAD AROUND BY GRABBING ONTO HIS HAIR. TWIST HIS EYEBALLS AROUND. NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A MORTICIAN
OLD MAN BART SLIPPERS
"OLD MAN BART" SLIPPERS
YES EVEN BART SIMPSON WILL GET OLD AND WRINKLY AND EVENTUALLY DIE. A CHILLING REMINDER OF THE RAVAGES OF TIME. ALSO KEEPS YOUR FEET WARM
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