Republican Congressmen Write Simpsons Fan Fiction

Your Elected Representatives are using Your Tax Dollars to write Simpsons fanfiction. There is no explanation for this.


Republican Senate hopeful Montgomery Burns today joined with Mayor Joe Quimby, D-Springfield, to support the Senate's gazillion-dollar SCHIP bill.

"If the poor children can get a piece of the action, why can't I?" explained Burns at a MoveOn.org rally in Capital City. "The little darlings are needy? Me, too. I need somebody to pay. Quimby here says he knows a bunch of low-income nobodies who are ripe for the picking. Excellent."

Read the rest, it gets better. [House Energy and Commerce Committee Republicans via Wonkette]