May 2014 Archives

Seth MacFarlane's Enabler Leaving Fox

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Holy crap, Lois! According to Deadline, Fox network executive and Seth MacFarlane enabler Kevin Reilly has announced he is resigning as Chairman of Entertainment, "amid a major ratings downside for the network."

Back in 2010, Reilly stubbornly insisted the network's strategy "is not all Seth, all the time" at the same time they were planning to give him a fourth goddamn show (presumably the abandoned Flintstones reboot, which mercifully didn't come to fruition).

Simpsons Episode Proves Syria War Is U.S. Conspiracy, Somehow

Kids in TV Land, you’re being duped!

Social media users in Egypt are convinced the situation in Syria is actually a vast U.S. conspiracy to destabilize the region. The smoking gun? The Party Posse episode of The Simpsons.

Business Insider explains:

In the episode, entitled "New Kids on the Blecch," Bart, Milhouse, Nelson and Ralph, are tapped for a boy band, The Party Posse, whose first single, "Drop Da Bomb," turns out to be a subliminal recruitment video for the U.S. Navy. In the song's music video, the boys pilot war planes, parachuting into an unnamed Arab nation to teach the local women to wear bikinis and play tether ball.

And if you look closely, a jeep in the video clearly displays the flag now used by the Syrian opposition.

On what appears to be the Egyptian equivalent of the CNN show that just regurgitates whatever people are saying on Facebook (that is, all of them), an anchor played a clip of the episode, and repeatedly stressed that the episode came out in 2001, way before the Syrian opposition started using their flag. (Sidenote: Does this opposition group have a name? That might be something that would be good to know.)

What does this mean??? There are only three possibilities:

  1. Syrian rebels are big-time Simpsons nuts and borrowed their flag from the episode, as a strange, obscure homage of some sort. Maybe it's to them what the Bort joke is to us in the west.
  2. It's a coincidence, because all flags basically look the same. Stars, bars, sometimes a crescent moon or an eagle.
  3. The so-called "war" in Syria is a bunch of smoke and mirrors, with the U.S., Israel and Gulf Arab countries pulling the strings. It's nothing more than a false flag simulation produced by Lockheed and Oracle and Rockwell Collins, with propaganda about chemical attacks being disseminated by their lackeys in the media.

Clearly, #3 is the most likely explanation. As I recently discovered, the Simpsons writing staff is actually a front for the CIA, who often use the show to spread disinformation and plant grotesque "pre-clues" to 9/11. I guess they just decided to reuse some art assets for their fake rebel group instead of designing a new flag? Damned budget cuts are completely dismantling conspiracies right and left.

[Business Insider]

Al Jean's Rocky First Week on Twitter

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Simpsons showruner Al Jean recently joined the social dating app "Twitter," and has already committed many a faux pas. It's always funny to see new users struggle with the learning curve, doubly so if it's someone semi-famous.

Here's a DEVASTATING TAKEDOWN of his initial tweets from friend-of-the-site hammster, with links added:

his first tweet he refers to joining twitter as "entering twitter". entering.
his second tweet tells me to watch a couch gag on youtube without linking to it
his third tweet he misspells excited as "exicted"
the only tweet he has favourited is a manual retweet of a tweet from the official simpsons account RATHER THAN THE ACTUAL TWEET