August 2014 Archives

Who's Mad At The Simpsons This Week?

mad marge

As the 12-day FXX marathon enters into The Modern Age and all the goodwill turns into apathy and anger, let's take a brief look at people and entities who are mad at The Simpsons this week.

The Parents Television Council recently sent Matt Groening an open letter shaming him for the rape joke(s...?) in the upcoming Family Guy/Simpsons crossover, which the Simpsons team apparently had little say over. President Tim Winter claims he's been a fan of Groening's work "as far back as the mid-1980s when [Life in Hell] appeared in the LA Weekly." Yes, I can totally picture the head of the PTC picking up an alt-weekly and laughing at the antics of the frequently-nude gay twins Akbar & Jeff next to ads for escort services. [Parents Television Council]

Tapped Out players are getting fed up with the game and EA's slowness in addressing the problems. "Gil cannot save Tapped Out," a blogger dramatically proclaims. It's always Gil's fault, isn't it? [TSTO game via Dead Homer Society]

Hologram USA claims the Homer hologram shown at Comic-Con violated their patent on a variation of the stage trick "Pepper's Ghost," which is also the title of my Blue's Clues creepypasta. [The Hollywood Reporter]

Simpsons purists are annoyed because the "Every Simpsons Ever" marathon is being broadcast in a widescreen 16:9 aspect ratio, cropping out some funny visual gags and crucial murder mystery clues. Boy, sounds like FXX is really FXXing things up. Eh? Eh? No? Sorry. [The Verge]

Harry Shearer Wins Emmy, Finally

Harry Shearer

For over two decades, Harry Shearer (voice of Mr. Burns, Ned Flanders, Principal Skinner, Waylon Smithers, Reverend Lovejoy, and Maggie Simpson) was the only primary cast member to have never won an Emmy for his work in The Simpsons, but this grave injustice was finally rectified last night at the Creative Arts Emmy Awards. Not bad for someone who's been phoning it in for years! Unfortunately, he couldn't show up to collect his prestigious orange blimp award in person, because he's currently stuck in 1974 after Quantum Leaping into President Nixon.

Oh, and Bob's Burgers won its first-ever Emmy for the episode "Mazel Tina." [Deadline]

New Simpsons Site Foolishly Tries To Compete With Undisputed Champion rubbercat.net/simpsons

duff beer

While there's a million Simpsons blogs on Tumblr now, the community of general-purpose Simpsons fansites has diminished greatly over the past few years. Long-time heavyweights like Simpsons Folder and Simpsons Channel have abdicated their thrones, as have smaller sites like The Springfield Connection, Simpsons Zip, Go Simpsonic!, and the listserv Simpsons-L. Clearly, this is because they were all too weak to compete against the likes of rubbercat.net/simpsons, cyberspace's #1 Simpsons fansite in the world and undisputed champion of the Bortosphere.

Now, in a "Man Bites Dog"-style change of pace, a new fansite has risen: Drink Duff, a throwback to fansites of yore boasting "the latest news, great archives and original content."

One of its latest posts is the discovery of an alternate ending to The Telltale Head, featuring a few lines that were cut in its second airing and thought to be lost forever (check The Simpsons Archive's Syndication Cuts Guide). Oh wow... unearthed Simpsons arcana... that's cool... I'm not scared of this new threat at all...

Season 26 Preview: All Putin, All The Time

crimea billboard
There's a big change in store for next season of The Simpsons: nothing but Vladimir Putin jokes! Ukranian and Russian media outlets have obtained an EXCLUSIVE preview clip, and it looks like all future jokes will be replaced with zingers at the Russian president's expense.

Washington Post:

This simple online video has been picked up by a number of outlets in the region. One major Ukrainian television channel picked it up, though one of Ukraine's largest Web sites noted that it hadn't been able to confirm its authenticity yet. The Post reached out to Fox Television, which said that this clip had been doctored. No, Bart Simpson did not call Putin a "huylo," and no, there is no Crimea billboard in Springfield.

Creator Matt Groening, who has Russian ancestry, is believed to be the mastermind behind the switch. No word yet on how Western audiences will react to the show's newfound focus on Eastern European politics.