Helen Lovejoy Democrat
Oh won't somebody PLEASE think of the CHILDREN
Examples: Former Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY), Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-CT)
Marge Simpson Nanny-Stater
Marge wanted to close down the boudoir, ban all sugar in Springfield, and take out all the violence in Itchy & Scratchy. What's her problem, man?!
Bart Simpson Politician
"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything."
Former President Richard Nixon, Former Sen. Tom DeLay (R-TX), Former Governor Rod Blagovich (D-IL)
Willing to go along with the Republican party line until it crosses an ethical line (like stealing candy from a baby) or "conflict[s] with [their] choice of lifestyle."
Andrew Sullivan, Mary Cheney, Log Cabin Republicans
Grampa Simpson Demographic
I'm old, gimme gimme gimme!
Corrupt, womanizing and/or unethical, but somehow keeps getting re-elected.
Former President Bill Clinton, Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-MA)
"How do you sleep at night?" "With supermodels on top of big piles of money."
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger (R-CA)... that's pretty much it
Ned Flanders Conservative
Genuinely nice and folksy but has some nutty beliefs deep down.
Former Gov. Mike Huckabee (R-AL)
Hey ma, the gays are gettin' married!
Any candidate surrounded by a thick cloud of hype. GABBO IS COMING
Former Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL)
Comic Book Guy Liberal
Cynical yet loyally partisan critics who think everybody's stupid but them. "Rest assured I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust with the rest of the world."
Daily Kos, AmericaBLOG, left-wing bloggers
Crazy Cat Lady Republican
*incoherent ranting* *throws cat*
Former Gov. Sarah Palin (R-AK), Representative Michele Bachmann (R-MN), Glenn Beck
Keeps voting against their own interests. That mouse is not your friend!
The One-Armed Guy Neo-Conservative
Remember that guy? How he helped orchestrate a giant war to take out Nelson Muntz? Did he really give a shit about Nelson and the general well-fare of Springfield's children, or did he just want a war? Most definitely the latter.
Former Vice President Dick Cheney, Former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld