Professor Taylor: Hi, Lisa, I'm Alison's father, Professor Taylor. I've heard great things about you.

Lisa: Oh, really? I --

Professor Taylor: Oh, don't be modest. I'm glad we have someone who can join us in our anagram game.

Alison: We take proper names and rearrange the letters to form a description of that person.

Professor Taylor: Like, er... oh, I don't know, uh... Alec Guinness.

Alison: *thinks* Genuine class.

Professor Taylor: Ho ho, very good. All right, Lisa, um... Jeremy Irons.

Lisa: *looks with consternation* Jeremy's... iron.

Professor Taylor: Mm hmm, well that's... very good... for a first try. You know what? I have a ball. *pulls one from his pocket* Perhaps you'd like to bounce it?

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